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My name is Bella and I don't cry. I sold my tear ducts to an organ bank for cash two years ago.
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burning-soul:

Gunnar Gestur

penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

(via vosje)

camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

(via sunshineandglitz)

assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

(Source: assgod, via kingsleyyy)

endiot:

hes such a dork

i wanna sit on his dick

(via blaineitondarren)

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

(via socialllama)

tup0ck:

*buys heroine*

(Source: dylmanobrien, via kingsleyyy)

(Source: bisexaul, via blaineitondarren)

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

image

(via blaineitondarren)

definited:

i need a hug right now also nine hundred thousand dollars in cash

(via averypotterurl)

kelfie:

animeliberationfront:

I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it

I was just thinking about this! 

(via thehappiestpea)

lolsomeone-actually:

brainoverbones:

My dad is actually the villain from despicable me.

this is amazing

(via kingsleyyy)

(Source: octupi-queen)